sorry about my blog.Tumblr (3.0; @sofarsoawkward)http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/<p>Seriously considering prostitution so that I can buy this goddamn plane ticket. It&#8217;s going to cost me more than an entire paycheck. Sweet.</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/53287769125http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/53287769125Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:19:00 -0600fml<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c1a30f54588aae3b83133b84d0eb9e0/tumblr_mojlbp6DM01qbcporo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://2headedsnake.tumblr.com/post/53197320471" class="tumblr_blog">2headedsnake</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>David Agenjo</p> <p>‘Bejin’, 2012</p> <p>acrylic on canvas</p></blockquote>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/53258517977http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/53258517977Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:49:17 -0600<p><a href="http://basedgosh.tumblr.com/post/53253030897/youre-a-masturbator-masturlater-i-have-no-time" class="tumblr_blog">basedgosh</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>youre a masturbator? masturLATER i have no time for sinners</p></blockquote>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/53258086176http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/53258086176Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:41:11 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eec95cf1a21d8366046e65a89572ecff/tumblr_mobj26G3TY1rnvqwfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I got my hair done today and I think I also fell in love with myself</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52851738675http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52851738675Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:22:54 -0600me<p>I’m at work and I just ate a sandwich and something got stuck in my teeth and i don’t have floss so i just used a piece of my own hair that is still attached to my head</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52821562358http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52821562358Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:43:30 -0600h8rz gon h8<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f03e200b46050c3fef0914c1fda08f5/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d22a713d43c088fb8f6047ea3518a376/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0732ae22ca2ca526581c8baa18d733bb/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60ea94947965a80d2a0cea41951e71b2/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03afae5dad4f62dbe042fc4019255110/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99a507c7eef0f2ecfe1b900787f97452/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3c9cc573bd5e4e3d553b250421b71c4/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1888702c6f8455535cb46af22c7b039a/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e1e6c06df3df95b86e21af220ba1b2e/tumblr_mo8pzxaygH1qewacoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/52721058494/philintheblanks" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://philintheblanks.com/">philintheblanks</a>]</p></blockquote>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52728206576http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52728206576Tue, 11 Jun 2013 13:43:47 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c6223d3e62d74d3d6110720fc84eb07/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1977525f907368125372ee178cf7172/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90007ae1cee6bbb21fdeb4ff734736dc/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e047ca8511bf146cbfc9dc27683cfeb/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32981233dc5935b55c4203c27be49dbe/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e21e2bd0aa01d89abc4e9e7f2f553271/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/652a9edd0b2c65745b9f497737b989c2/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a325d70d0db0492f0a7550b2cd76d27/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9067d938d3c6a4a715cade4d67a94820/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a341acc98c286f0d298acd2d69e33530/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/52721899607" class="tumblr_blog">10knotes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellogiggles.tumblr.com/post/52562135632/puppies">hellogiggles</a>:</p> <p>Puppies!</p></blockquote>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52728106284http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52728106284Tue, 11 Jun 2013 13:42:24 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/707312ebd3e53e6d7905acec9d673174/tumblr_mo8uqjQySR1rnvqwfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10a1d7aef5d295f37e8dba2118a30970/tumblr_mo8uqjQySR1rnvqwfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>My poochie got his ballsies cut off yesterday and he does not like the cone of shame</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52728103810http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52728103810Tue, 11 Jun 2013 13:42:18 -0600<p>I&#8217;m getting purple in my hair tomorrow I got the okay from my boss hollaaaaaa</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52727958054http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52727958054Tue, 11 Jun 2013 13:40:19 -0600<p>Calm your tits man, there aren&#8217;t any cooties that travelled from the gym to my bag to your bed its a DUCKING DUFFEL BAG NOT A COOTIE COLLECTOER</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52694120474http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52694120474Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:21:33 -0600J<p>Tbh I have the best boobs ever</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52613297455http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52613297455Mon, 10 Jun 2013 01:31:07 -0600not that big but nocely shaped and so squishy and fun to play with<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/699a57c75c1786076eea24b2c4b3524b/tumblr_mo3ayjp4wf1qhwue2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1d7d723550ea9cf23bed078dfd281d3/tumblr_mo3ayjp4wf1qhwue2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a3f25f28b04254d0ab37f2c6409198e/tumblr_mo3ayjp4wf1qhwue2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20f072f59f2074925accfc7e1deb22b8/tumblr_mo3ayjp4wf1qhwue2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63f6831895190431ec5e198141abd0b4/tumblr_mo3ayjp4wf1qhwue2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b94da2093d8cd613bfac45c65058616d/tumblr_mo3ayjp4wf1qhwue2o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52611886835http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52611886835Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:54:02 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f6d56d5df0e2a07ad1efc9799324006/tumblr_mo602yltip1rnvqwfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d153cd347b91ca436a92c031fb8551e5/tumblr_mo602yltip1rnvqwfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Post-coital vanity/cuteness</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52611509155http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52611509155Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:44:58 -0600me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be504183cbe294f6fd09cef98d747c18/tumblr_mo1lr9wmn91rhaurxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52448135539http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52448135539Sat, 08 Jun 2013 02:41:38 -0600<p>Also my brother found out today that he is going to serve a 2 yr lds mission in Sydney Australia!</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52447577702http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52447577702Sat, 08 Jun 2013 02:25:13 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e47b5e0a32458966fabad34bb88c4ef/tumblr_mo2f9nZYpI1rnvqwfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The number of cups in my room at any given moment represents the amount of days x2 that I have gone without cleaning anything whatsoever</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52447489772http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52447489772Sat, 08 Jun 2013 02:22:35 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a42228c69e055ab39a8747492bae7150/tumblr_mjb3i1sBer1qam8b5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52442959419http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52442959419Sat, 08 Jun 2013 00:28:09 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyranosaurus-banks.tumblr.com/post/44434184282/cosmo-tip-5437-secretly-use-super-glue-instead">tyranosaurus-banks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cosmo Tip 5437:<br/> Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever</p> </blockquote>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52394140277http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52394140277Fri, 07 Jun 2013 12:26:30 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42dcf856a90b6a3a8a6c5dbd2c9c27e8/tumblr_mo0ivqua4e1rnvqwfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To remove makeup before bed or not</p>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52366559906http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52366559906Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:45:26 -0600the struggleme<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhrzx9D9t1qik2bvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhrzx9D9t1qik2bvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhrzx9D9t1qik2bvo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52365629645http://sofarsoawkward.tumblr.com/post/52365629645Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:18:24 -0600